Swine Flu Claims First Celebrity Casualty 0
Couldn’t help myself…. Print Friendly
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Lifeline 0
I was depressed last night over this recession, so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. Print Friendly
The Best of the Bushisms 2
“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” – September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan. “Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” – January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina. “They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and [...]
Correction 2
My boss is giving me loads of new work to get done, the basement set up is keeping our evenings occupied, my back is sore, I’m hungry and quite tired. But hey, I’m probably having a better time than this lady: Print Friendly
How to Poop at Work 0
Another weekend is drawing to a close and the work week is upon us. I thought I’d share this handy little guide with all (four) of my readers. It’s a bit of a Survival Guide for the inevitable Work Poop: CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not [...]
