First thing this morning, Tanner came over to my desk asking for help. “I hear you’re a computer whiz and might be able to help me with this Excel stuff,” she said. Tanner explained to me what she wanted to do and I showed her that it could be accomplished with a few simple steps. She went on her way and thanked me for saving her from having to re-type the information she was working with.

Later on in the day, I was over by Natalie’s desk talking to her about our trip next week and I figured I’d ask Tanner how things were going since I was in the neighbourhood. “Oh, I gave up on it because I didn’t know how to insert a column,” she sighed. I wasn’t sure I had heard her correctly. She didn’t know how to insert a column? In Excel?

wtf?

“Oh,” I replied, unsure of what else to say.

“It’s ok,” she said. “I told Wanker [her boss] I was having trouble and he cut and paste the information how we needed it to look.”

“Well, glad you got it sorted,” I said as I walked back to my desk.

How does someone get a job in an office and not know the basics of Excel? The other day, Larry helped her out by showing her how the paragraph marker in Word works. She had never before seen (or used) that feature before.

Tanner is the perfect example of what’s wrong with the event side of our department. It’s made up of this little Barbie dolls who don’t feel like they should do any real work. All Tanner has to do is bat her eyelashes and her manager caves and does her work for her.

If I ever tried to pass off work onto Larry like that, he’d send me to a Doctor to get my head checked.

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