Mona Lisa
The Scene: My office
The characters: Myself and two co-workers I usually banter with from different departments.
I was walking back to my desk after a meeting when I happened to notice co-worker 1 (CW1) standing in co-worker 2’s (CW2) work station.
Me: What are you two working on? It’s got to be trouble.
CW1: CW2 is just stopping by with some files I need. Hey, your hair is getting long.
Me: Yes, I know. I’m trying to decide what to do with it.
CW2: You look like Mona Lisa!
CW1: But with a much nicer smile.
Me: And much bigger boobs!
I walked away to the sound of them laughing. That verbal diarrhea is going to land me in hot water some day, I just know it.
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5 Comments
At least you didn’t say tits. That counts for something.
hahahaha
Mona Lisa was a man.
Someone told me that it was actually a self-portrait.
I have no idea if that’s true but she is flat chested — that much is true.
I have never seen the painting in person — I hear it isn’t a big whoop.
@Syd, I think it means I have some restraint.
@Christine, that’d make sense than why my boobs are bigger!