Mona Lisa

2 Nov

The Scene: My office

The characters: Myself and two co-workers I usually banter with from different departments.

I was walking back to my desk after a meeting when I happened to notice co-worker 1 (CW1) standing in co-worker 2’s (CW2) work station.

Me: What are you two working on? It’s got to be trouble.

CW1: CW2 is just stopping by with some files I need. Hey, your hair is getting long.

Me: Yes, I know. I’m trying to decide what to do with it.

CW2: You look like Mona Lisa!

CW1: But with a much nicer smile.

Me: And much bigger boobs!

I walked away to the sound of them laughing. That verbal diarrhea is going to land me in hot water some day, I just know it.

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5 Responses to “Mona Lisa”

  1. Syd 02. Nov, 2009 at 6:18 PM #

    At least you didn’t say tits. That counts for something.

  2. sage 02. Nov, 2009 at 7:05 PM #

    hahahaha

  3. Christine 02. Nov, 2009 at 11:59 PM #

    Mona Lisa was a man.

    • Christine 03. Nov, 2009 at 1:30 PM #

      Someone told me that it was actually a self-portrait.
      I have no idea if that’s true but she is flat chested — that much is true.

      I have never seen the painting in person — I hear it isn’t a big whoop.

  4. liz 04. Nov, 2009 at 10:45 AM #

    @Syd, I think it means I have some restraint.

    @Christine, that’d make sense than why my boobs are bigger! ;)