Ann Coulter, Hushed

25 Nov

Call it what you will, irony, karma, fate or just life being a plain ol’ bitch. It’s been reported that Ann Coulter’s jaw has been broken and wired shut to have it heal properly. That’s right, one of the loudest, most ignorant voices in all the land will not be able to speak for at least a month.

I’ve tried not to pay much attention to the douche bag that is Ann Coulter because like Prop 8 and Ed and Gillian, she irritates my bowels. Here is just a sampling of some of the venom she’s spit out in recent years:

If Gore had been elected president, right now he would just be finding that last lesbian quadriplegic for the Special Forces team.

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And why is it “homophobic” for Senate Republicans to look askance at sex in public bathrooms? Is the Times claiming that sodomy in public bathrooms is the essence of being gay? I thought gays just wanted to get married to one another and settle down in the suburbs so they could visit each other in the hospital.

Cruising While Republican

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.

Coultergeist

I haven’t been able to find how her jaw was broken. But if that ever becomes public, can it be arranged for Sarah Palin to be in the same situation?