Good news loyal readers! My blue bin has found it’s way home! I was wracked with guilt (not really wracked, just a tad embarrassed) over having stolen my neighbours bin. I went over yesterday morning and knocked on their door. An older lady in her fifties answered and I introduced myself as having moved in up the street a few months ago.

“I live here with my partner,” the woman said. She let me know her name was Maureen.

“I live with my partner too,” I replied back. I knew you were lesbos! I thought to myself.

“Oh! More lesbians on the street!” Maureen exclaimed. She then called her girlfriend to the door to while I explained my crime. When the girlfriend, Samantha, arrived Maureen excitedly told her that I was a fellow ‘mo who lived up the street with my girlfriend.

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