Apparently, California is the place to be if you’re a chicken. I don’t just mean someone who’s easily afraid of things. I mean an actual chicken. You see, dear friends, the fine citizens of the sunshine state have voted to pass a proposition into law which would (according to Wikipedia):

…prohibit the confinement of certain farm animals in a manner that does not allow them to turn around freely, lie down, stand up, and fully extend their limbs. The measure deals with three types of confinement: veal crates, battery cages, and sow gestation crates.

I’m all for animal rights. Lord knows if anyone ever tried to harm the little head or the littler head, I’d likely end up in jail on assault charges.

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